Ladies and Gentlemen, pray be upstanding for the arrival of Miss Emma Storm
Miss Storm is wearing a green ensemble this evening and as she enters the room (British maritime waters) that green ensemble will change into the whitest dress you have ever seen. This is in part thanks to Mr. B. East (who has been in residence for a large number of days) rather taking a shine to Miss Storm and getting her rather flustered as a result. This interaction between the two has led to every school in this county being closed on both Thursday and Friday and the bin collections being cancelled as well. But we are still getting these streamers of snow showers from the eastern coast which has been making its presence felt all over the place
